roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Ms Leong Sux

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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