Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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