What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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