Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Rush Limbaugh

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

my wife out of the kitchen

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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