Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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