What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Justin

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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HOLY COW!

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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What is cowboy say

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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