Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

whats worse than gill? nothing

why dont they make black forks

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Many people of many races do many things every day.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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