- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

My wife made me a sandwich

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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