roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Dwight Howard

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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