your face is kinda funny

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

your life

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's 9 + 10 19

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

A storm be brewin!

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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