What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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