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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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