Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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