Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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