- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

dry handjob

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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