- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Julian Ha.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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