What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Hail Heetluh

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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A French man gets into a fight

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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