- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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