What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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