I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

Womens rights.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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