- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Knock Knock The doors already open

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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