- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Obama

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

poop.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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