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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Waffles ate my grandma

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Connor is homo

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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