A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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