Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Connor is homo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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