- Anti Joke

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side