- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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