Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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