- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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