Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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The Labour Party.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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You were born.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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