- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

A black student graduated High School

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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