What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Anti Joke

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