- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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