Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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