Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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