- Anti Joke

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.