I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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