- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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