Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What is a jew in space? Dead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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