canadians

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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