Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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