- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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