Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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