What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Knock, Knock Who's There

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What's your guys names?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

A dog was barking at a tree

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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