- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."