- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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