- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Knock Knock. Not home.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

The Labour Party.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

You were born.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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