- Anti Joke

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Two women were sitting quietly.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Fart

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!