What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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were you expecting a joke

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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