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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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