Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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MAKE

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canadians

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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