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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

i killed my family

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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