WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

David Cameron

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Hey

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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