- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Me Neither.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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