two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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