- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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