- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

cats are pussies

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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