- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

that wall over there ->

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

knock knock!? . . No.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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