- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Im gay What about you

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

non poop

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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