- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Knock knock.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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