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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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