- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

drew edminstin is a rat

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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