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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Homosexualism is so gay man

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

whats my name? Matt

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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