Joke

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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