"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

YOLO You only like Oreos

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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