- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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