- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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