- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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