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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Justin beiber..

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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