- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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