A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

You idiot thats 9 letters

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Waffles ate my grandma

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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