- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Heskey time.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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