Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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You sick fiend

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