Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Penis

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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