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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Julian Ha.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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