What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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